You know those maps of the U.S. that show by state our politics, our weight and our drug habits?
Why is the stuff that’s bad (at least to me, in the case of politics) always red?
Red is my favorite color. I love red sports cars. Now I feel like Rush Limbaugh is riding shotgun.
Is there anything hotter than a woman in a red dress? OMG, am I lusting after Ann Coulter?
“Red, the blood of angry men.”
Well, that fits.
But seriously, blue is cool. As in not warm. Not passionate. Not on fire. I’m a non-beef-eating liberal. Does that mean I don’t have the juice? I don’t wear eyeshades and earplugs to bed, I’ll tell you that.
I want to be red. I want to be hot. I just don’t want to have to move back to Tennessee and vote for Trump to do it.
It’s a dilemma. Hot or cool?
To go back to the Les Miz lyrics:
Who am I? I’m sissy blue.